Monkey’s Market Minute: July 3rd, 2026

The markets are closed tomorrow for 4th of July weekend. Nothing is happening. There’s more “will they or won’t they” bullshit regarding the Federal Reserve and interest rates next year, but the bubble won’t pop until the food and energy crisis hits later in the fall to early next year.

Speaking of the energy crisis, the media is reporting that nobody is buying Iran’s oil, not even China, because everyone has so much oil that they are full. Yes, they think you’re that fucking stupid.
Source: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/iran-runs-big-problem-no-buyers-its-oil-full-tankers-pile-china

With the 4th of July happening, I wouldn’t expect the US to attack Iran, but you never know. Israel is known to use holidays to make sneak attacks, so it would certainly be par for the course.
Source: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/buried-4th-july-mediators-pledge-quiet-between-us-iran-allow-ayatollah-khameneis

On a personal note, my PC is fixed. The issue was my power supply and some of my fans weren’t spinning causing my cards to overheat and shut down. I thought I fried my GPU, but it was just the power supply, so only a few hundred dollars in parts and labor instead of a few thousand in new cards. I am still going to look into getting my laptop better synced to my desktop so that if my PC goes down again, it won’t be such a pain in the ass, but everything came under budget, so I’m happy. Everything should be fine for Saturday.

Monkey’s Market Minute: July 2nd, 2026

To update you to my situation, my PC is still being repaired, but I’m on my laptop, but that laptop only has one screen, so doing the show on it would have been hard. I also found out the hard way that the alternate Google account I had been using to get around bans associated with my main google account was deleted (to be fair, I never checked it, it was just an emergency email I set up to register accounts with). Since I was on my laptop and wasn’t logged into the sites I use, and could not log into my gmail because it doesn’t exist anymore, I have lost access to several apps and have had to create new accounts. I’m using Proton mail for my alt account this time, and my new Twitter is “tfmonkey3” instead of “tfmonkey2” (imaginative, I know).

The PC repair place said they haven’t gotten to my computer yet as of the time of this writing, but will take a look at it tomorrow. I’m hoping that it’s something that can be replaced for under $1,000 given the price of PC hardware these days with the AI bubble. I am prepared to use my laptop but use a “docking station” to attach my monitors to it, which will arrive on Friday. I have no idea if it’ll work in time for the show on Saturday.

If there’s anything I’ve learned is that you don’t realize how screwed everything gets when you lose a Google account. So many things require you to log in using your phone number or your Google account, so you either dox yourself or you hope Google doesn’t delete your account for some reason.

As I see digital ID and age-verification being unstoppable now, I’m probably just going to stay off of normie social media going forward and just lie low. I may still make announcements and make myself available to contact, but I’ll keep the shitposting and trolling to a minimum.

Alright, so what did I miss while I was out today? Meta joined XAI in admitting that they built too much data center capacity and the need isn’t there, so they’re going to rent out their spare capacity. This is a stunning admission that the frenzy to build data-centers was a waste of money, but the big tech companies rallied on the news that they wasted their money because, why not?
Source: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/meta-sparks-momentum-meltdown-pivot-away-capex , https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/us-stocks-were-mixed-and-most-major-indices-finished-lower-amid-tech-weakness-although-most

The Iran War is going. Iran is running out the clock as I predicted, but are fully prepared to deal with the US and Israel. Of course they never got their money and Israel never stopped attacking Lebanon. Iran may be being passive, but Iran isn’t the one in the desperate position, the Regime is. If everything continues as it is, which by all accounts it will, Iran wins. Iran is likely predicting that if they escalate that it will be spun as propaganda and will be a rally for the Regime, which is likely true, and besides, Iran doesn’t NEED to aggress to win, just hold the line.
Source: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/trump-briefed-full-scale-war-plans-still-eyes-diplomacy-iran-reminds-us-muzzle-your-pets

Russia is advancing now that it’s Summer in Ukraine. Finland has decided that now is the best time to lift their nuclear ban and stage nuclear weapons at Russia. We’ll see how much progress Russia makes until the rains return in the fall, but don’t expect any major ass beatings or anything. Russia is bleeding the Regime militarily, and Iran is bleeding the Regime economically. The Regime won’t die with a bang, but a slow boring whimper.
Source: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/russia-closes-border-crossings-several-nato-states-after-finland-lifts-ban-nuclear , https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/ukraines-desperate-propaganda-campaign-while-russia-advances-along-entire-front

Since the show didn’t happen, if you’re curious as to my thoughts on the women of the supreme court supporting birthright citizenship, I knew this would happen when the “conservative” woman judge said it would be “mean” to deport all the babies. It’s not “suicidal empathy”, it’s simply that women don’t bear the responsibility for society. If society collapses, they’ll be fine. There are worse fates than being a war-bride or rape slave, like being a man. It’s the men who will be killed, and the women not only won’t lift a finger, but they’ll get wet from watching you die, and bear your murderers children with a smile on their face. Do you want to know how I know? It’s because that’s what females do in nature. When the alpha is overthrown, they spread their legs for the new alpha, often killing their own children in order to curry favor with the new alpha.

It’s not your fault, the game was rigged from the start, over before you were born. Women were given rights 100 years ago, and the immigration laws were changed in the 60s. None of us were even born then, and there’s nothing left to do but (say it with me) prepare and support each other.

Prepare for what? Why, the “fun times” of course. Some people might call it the “hard times” or “the collapse” or “civil war”, but I like to think of it as “the fun times”. It’s all in how you look at it.

Celestina’s Sloppy Seconds: June 30th, 2026

Nothing happened today. In fact, the report that the US navy escorted 5 ships through the Strait on Sunday were false. Iran made the ships turn back around and it was all propaganda. Iran is just running out the clock. Another week closer to the SPR running out.

Video Link: https://grok.com/imagine/post/32afca72-d5d6-4ed9-a926-049792597132?source=post-page&platform=web

Monkey’s Market Minute: June 29th, 2026

- As I fully expected, Trump and Iran announced that they’ll return to talks and stop launching missiles at each other about an hour before the markets reopen. I’m hoping that this is propaganda and Iran isn’t that stupid, but we’ll see.
Source: https://x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/2071338155404325335

- It’s also been confirmed that the US was behind the tankers running the Strait. The US is overtly trying to undermine Iran’s authority over it’s territorial waters. Iran shouldn’t put up with this, but it gets better. Today (Sunday), the US conducted a huge military operation to escort 5 tankers through the Strait while providing htem a full military escort and air cover. Iran apparently didn’t attack the US, which means Iran blinked, and the US got what they wanted. Why didn’t Iran blow the shit out of all of them?
Source: https://merovingian.club/web/@Terry@poa.st/116829383720281038

- It’s been reported that Iran will seek nuclear weapons because they’ve accepted that it’s the only way to establish deterrence, but I’m highly doubtful that this report is real. It goes against everything Iran has been doing and isn’t there style. If they wanted nuclear weapons, they wouldn’t make an announcement, they would just acquire them and announce it after the fact. I’m calling this bullshit, but we’ll see.
Source: https://x.com/drhossamsamy65/status/2071293019010236779

- So, the bottom line is that I’ll give Iran the benefit of the doubt and assume they’re planning something for Monday after the markets open (which is what I would do), but if nothing happens on Monday and Iran falls for another week of stalling tactics while America doesn’t give them their money and Israel doesn’t leave Lebanon, and Iran does nothing while the US military violates their agreements and escorts ships right under their nose, then Iran is cucking for some reason, which makes no sense.

- Iran has no reason to cuck, and cucking isn’t going to get them their money or achieve anything in Lebanon regarding Israel. They’re just stringing Iran along with false promises while they actively attack them and undermine them. If Iran doesn’t attack once the markets open just to rub Trump’s face in his market manipulation bullshit I’ll be extremely disappointed.

Maybe you'll listen to this legendary investor billionaire when he says everything I've been saying.

Celestina's Sloppy Seconds: June 26th, 2026

Video Link: https://grok.com/imagine/post/3887b4d3-5bbd-42cf-864a-24f327368da5?source=post-page&platform=web

Nothing is happening. Someone asked me about silver dropping to $60. It’s because normies think the Federal Reserve is going to raise rates in 2027, that’s it. It’s all “will they or won’t they” bullshit. If silver drops to $50 I’m buying more, but I wouldn’t worry about it if it doesn’t.

June 25th, 2026

Nothing ever happens.

The Morning Constitutional: June 24th, 2026
https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-morning-constitutional-june-24th-2026_dw5bDkVsQKvPMPJ.html
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Celestina’s Sloppy Seconds: June 23rd, 2026

Video Link: https://grok.com/imagine/post/9006a8ce-ae09-43c0-82fd-fdb6bef59aa9?source=post-page&platform=web

Iran and the US are engaged in talks for the rest of the week, so nothing is happening. Israel will probably attack Lebanon again later this week to reset any settlement, but this whole week is a nothing burger.

Source: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/vance-switzerland-high-stakes-iran-talks-get-underway-what-we-know-so-far , https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/israelis-are-livid-over-trump-ending-war-overwhelmingly-believe-iran-won-poll

Celestina’s Sloppy Seconds: June 22nd, 2026

Video Link: https://grok.com/imagine/post/7cceb453-524e-429d-8ae4-9a8531f31a6d?source=post-page&platform=web

Iran reclosed the Strait of Hormuz because Israel jood all over Lebanon again. Now Trump is threatening Iran. This will likely reverse when the markets fall and Trump announces another peace deal to make it to Friday.

Source: https://merovingian.club/web/@Terry@poa.st/116790154446993506 , https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/vance-switzerland-high-stakes-iran-talks-get-underway-what-we-know-so-far

Celestina's Sloppy Seconds: June 19th, 2026

Video Link: https://grok.com/imagine/post/65656b62-63a8-42a9-92bf-5c134b9d7b5b?source=post-page&platform=web

Iran isn’t falling for the kayfabe. They are suspending the signing ceremony in Switzerland until Israel abandons Lebanon. Israel doesn’t care, and Iran isn’t afraid, so … let’s get this over with already.
Source: https://www.iranintl.com/en/202606189569 , https://www.ynetnews.com/article/hyagvgzmfl , https://www.timesofisrael.com/israel-and-iran-harden-stances-on-lebanon-pullout-risking-trumps-deal/

Celestina’s Sloppy Seconds: June 18th, 2026

Video Link: https://grok.com/imagine/post/f7483f69-5751-45a4-aeab-e06e622bd23a?source=post-page&platform=web

There was more kayfabe about how Trump betrayed Israel and the Zionists are big mad. The Federal Reserve did not raise rates, but signaled they may raise rates later this year, causing stocks to fall.
Source: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/fomc-39 , https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/us-stocks-declined-while-yields-and-dollar-were-lifted-following-warshs-hawkish-debut , https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/read-14-point-us-iran-draft-deal-set-friday-signing , https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/trump-vance-virtually-sign-us-iran-deal-hormuz-fears-ease-energy-flows-remain-months ,

The Morning Constitutional: June 17th, 2026
https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-morning-constitutional-june-17th-2026_dMkl5tV5dETsPDh.html
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Celestina’s Sloppy Seconds: June 16th, 2026

Video Link: https://grok.com/imagine/post/f775b39b-ebdd-46c4-9b60-ffdd97c850b4?source=post-page&platform=web

It’s only been a day and Israel is already rejecting the deal and threatening to attack Iran and Lebanon. Trump is also threatening to attack Iran if they don’t abide by the deal. Oil is already creeping back up. Womp womp.
source: https://dailybeirut.com/en/world/trump-threatens-iran-with-military-attacks-and-revenue-cuts-amid-nuclear-talks/ , https://www.news18.com/world/israel-first-reaction-us-iran-deal-itamar-ben-gvir-trump-agreement-does-not-bind-us-hezbollah-lebanon-ceasefire-strait-of-hormuz-ws-l-10150077.html , https://www.newarab.com/news/israel-rejects-withdrawal-lebanon-despite-us-iran-war-deal ,

Monkey’s Market Minute: June 15th, 2026

- Trump actually did make a deal with Iran. Well, it’s less of a deal and more of “giving in to all of their demands”, but he’s calling it a deal, so who am I to judge?

- The final straw was when Israel attacked Beirut again, and Trump begged Iran not to counter-attack and said it would ruin the deal. Trump even offered Iran $16B to not attack Israel, but Iran said no, and as they prepared to attack, Trump offered to give Iran everything they wanted in exchange for not attacking Israel, and Iran agreed. That’s actually how it went down, believe it or not.
source: https://x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/2066285395365470617 , https://x.com/DD_Geopolitics/status/2066291775418073420 , https://x.com/RT_com/status/2066295016406880497

- Just between you and me, the war isn’t over. The signing ceremony is scheduled for the 19th (Friday) in Europe, and this buys Trump another week of favorable markets, but there is no way Israel is accepting a total Iranian victory- no way in hell. My hunch is that Israel is going to assassinate the delegation from Iran again. However, with the signing ceremony on Friday, the markets should be green all week, so there’s that.

- Also, this gives all the insiders a week to dump their oil shorts before Friday, before the contracts roll over on the 22nd. Oil is already down to $80 on the news the war is over despite the massive shortages that will persist for the next year. Remember that Wall Street was assured that the Strait of Hormuz would be open by June 1st, and it’s June 15th. A lot of insiders are underwater and everything about this is causing my monkey-sense to tingle.
source: https://oilprice.com/Energy/Crude-Oil/Trumps-Iran-Signals-Send-Oil-Markets-Into-Chaos.html

- So that’s my honest analysis. Trump surrendering to Iran was the ONLY way to talk Iran out of attacking Israel, and it buys him a week, getting him to Friday and giving the insiders a week to close their oil shorts that were deep underwater. That’s all this is. On Friday, if not sooner, there will be an event, likely the assassination of some Iranian VIPs, possibly the delegation itself. It doesn’t matter. By that time, the insiders will have sold out of their oil positions, and the war will continue because Israel will never accept defeat until it’s forced down their throat.

- I could be wrong, but I doubt it. If the signing ceremony goes off without a hitch on Friday and the war actually ends, I’ll be very surprised. I just don’t see that happening. It’s not the boomer way, and it’s certainly not the Jewish way, but using peace talks to launch a sneak attack is absolutely the Jewish way, so that’s what I expect.

Celestina's Sloppy Seconds: June 12th, 2026

Video Link: https://grok.com/imagine/post/a147261d-a43b-4bb3-80e2-66c473cd336d?source=post-page&platform=web

Trump lied to save the markets, claiming there was a deal and cancelled further attacks, but Iran called him out. There are no talks, no deals. Iran attacked America’s airbase in Jordan, destroying F-35s. There will likely be more attacks over the weekend.
source: https://militarywatchmagazine.com/article/iran-hardened-us-f35-hangars-jordan , https://merovingian.club/web/@Terry@poa.st/116734097586976302 , https://x.com/Truthtellerftm/status/2065170776043716991 , https://x.com/RT_com/status/2065240784677560815

Celestina's Sloppy Seconds: June 11th, 2026

Video Link: https://grok.com/imagine/post/0daee09c-7e9e-4d73-9e05-ac9fb9eba0a5?source=post-page&platform=web

Trump ordered another round of strikes on Iran, mostly along the coastline of the Strait of Hormuz. Iran retaliated by attacking Bahrain and Kuwait. The Strait of Hormuz is totally closed now. There will be more attacks tomorrow.
source: https://merovingian.club/web/@Terry@poa.st/116728425042090288 , https://merovingian.club/web/@Terry@poa.st/116728435507199593 , https://merovingian.club/web/@Terry@poa.st/116728463081328716 , https://merovingian.club/web/@Terry@poa.st/116728567401738915 , https://merovingian.club/web/@Terry@poa.st/116728594565296667 , https://merovingian.club/web/@Terry@poa.st/116728598085411179

The Morning Constitutional: June 10th, 2026

https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-morning-constitutional-june-10th-2026_tm12jNwXUQ2hqiE.html
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Celestina's Sloppy Seconds: June 9th, 2026

Video Link: https://grok.com/imagine/post/c764bcd0-563e-49bd-b849-c1e2e0963d78?source=post-page&platform=web

Nothing happened today. Israel backed down, so Iran stopped their attacks. The markets rallied on the news despite the Regime being served a hot steamy L. That’s it.
source: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/stocks-dead-cat-bounce-history-shows-fridays-low-gets-re-tested , https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/trump-urges-immediate-halt-iran-israel-trade-strikes-massive-iranian-petrochemical

Monkey’s Market Minute: June 8th, 2026

- Iran warned Israel that if they attacked Beirut (the capital of Lebanon) again that they would be targeted. Israel attacked Beirut again, and Iran bombed the shit out Israel. Trump publically called for Israel not to retaliate and to not escalate, but Israel does what it wants, so it launched several retaliation strikes against Iran. The war is officially back on. Right now Iran and Israel and bombing each other. If America wants to get involved, Iran brought enough for the entire class.
source: https://merovingian.club/web/@Terry@poa.st/116711960518055711 , https://merovingian.club/web/@Terry@poa.st/116711926217266034 , https://merovingian.club/web/@Terjesdatter@minds.com/116711593898403466

- I could post videos of the bombings, but I’m going to give it a couple of days because it’s hard to tell what’s real and what’s AI generated. I do know that if it’s all-out war again, the Regime isn’t going to last 40 days before they run out of interceptors. They are either going to nuke Iran or they’re going to beg for another ceasefire, and by “they” I mean Trump because Israel is going to continue to do whatever it wants unless they’re bombed into compliance.

- Oh, and right before the markets re-open after the weekend too. What a shame. I wouldn’t want to be an investor right now. Get fucked nerds
source: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/iran-fm-blames-us-contradictions-stalled-peace-talks-tehran-slaps-million-dollar , https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/everyones-got-plan-til-they-get-punched-mouth-3-things-top-goldman-quant-learned-friday

- Trump admitted that the inflation you’re experiencing was his choice and that it’s necessary for the wars, just as I said. This is why they can’t raise interest rates to fight inflation. I was expecting this coming week to be damage control over what happened on Friday with the jobs reports and investors worried about rising rates, but Israel fucked that to hell.
source: https://www.zerohedge.com/political/i-couldve-kept-it-way-trump-admits-inflation-his-choice-war-isnt-war

- The bottom line is that I was expecting the Regime to stall for time, but this timeline is much better. Will the government come up with some bullshit to save the market tomorrow or are we going to have a “Black Monday”? Like I’ve said, the outcome is fixed, the Regime can’t win, but they can do either smart or stupid shit to either slow down or speed up their demise. It looks like they’ve chosen the stupid path.

Monkey's Market Minute: June 5th, 2026

"Trump is softening his tone, admitting that Iran attacked the US bases in retaliation, and that he may drop his demand for Iran's nuclear material. Markets rallied and oil fell based on Trump's softened tone. Nothing else happened."
source: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/oil-prices-fall-white-house-signals-will-maintain-ceasefire-iran-unless-american , https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/trump-downplays-irans-attacks-targeting-us-bases-kuwait-bahrain-they-were-slightly , https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/stocks-mixed-amid-momo-meltdown-crude-crypto-slide

Monkey’s Market Minute: June 4th, 2026

Israel responded to Iran’s demand to stop attacking Lebanon by making a ceasefire deal with the Regime-puppet government of Lebanon (not Hezbollah). The deal is that Israel won’t occupy Southern Lebanon any longer; the Regime puppet government will, but Hezbollah has to abandon Southern Lebanon entirely. The government of Lebanon also condemned Iran for undermining stability. Israel murdering people and stealing their land is fine, though. I doubt Hezbollah will surrender, and when this is all said and done, they will probably overthrow the Lebanese government Taliban style.
source: https://x.com/RT_com/status/2062320807305498914 , https://x.com/RT_com/status/2062315406904226137

No updates regarding Iran. Congress voted to restrict Trump from restarting the war, but it’ll likely die in the Senate, or be vetoed by Trump himself. The Constitution mandates that Trump must get permission to go to war, not that Congress has to pass a law to stop him from going to war, but the Constitution is toilet paper at this point, so whatever.
source: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/house-votes-rebuke-trump-war-iran-rcna348281

Markets fell slightly due to the overnight missile strikes by Iran and fears of another hot war in the Middle East, but don’t expect that to last. Goldman Sachs says that the world has decided to focus on greed over fear, which means that the number will go up based on literally nothing.
source: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/pricking-coming-dalio-warns-ai-bubble-will-burst-dot-com-tech-will-endure , https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/stocks-bonds-sold-oil-bid-usiran-tensions-continue-boil-newsquawk-us-market-wrap , https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/india-throws-open-bond-gates-modi-slashes-foreign-investor-taxes-scramble-halt-rupee , https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/broadcom-crashes-after-ai-chip-revenue-forecast-misses , https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/worries-are-gone-now-goldman-partner-says-world-has-decided-focus-greed-over-fear

So the bottom line is that nothing happened. The Regime may be more careful provoking Iran going forward since they know they’ll respond will attacks if they do. Pepe Escobar and Larry Johnson are reporting that Iran has been given nuclear weapons by Pakistan, and they will be detonating one of them in the near future to demonstrate that they have them to end the aggression against them once and for all. We’ll see how that pans out. Remember that before Israel made America attack Iran, they didn’t have nuclear weapons, weren’t making nuclear weapons, and the Strait of Hormuz was open. Now the jews have caused a global nuclear arms race.

The Morning Constitutional: June 3rd, 2026
https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-morning-constitutional-june-3rd-2026_tlajSsGXAPjbsPS.html
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Monkey’s Market Minute: June 2nd, 2026

- Iran has pulled out of negotiations after repeated violations of the ceasefire they begged for by Israel (who continues to attack and expand war crimes against civilians in Lebanon) and America (who continues to fly drones into Iran, and when Iran shoots them down, they launch missiles out of “self-defense”). Trump is pretending to be mad at and blame Netanyahu, but it’s all kayfabe, this was the plan all along.
source: https://merovingian.club/web/@Terry@poa.st/116675417053782534 , https://merovingian.club/web/@Terry@poa.st/116675629382286199

- Iran is threatening to completely close the Strait of Hormuz and the Bab Al-Mandab Strait (on the other side of Saudi Arabia in coordination with the Houthis). My hunch is that Trump will get Israel to pretend to abide by the ceasefire, but getting Israel to abide by a ceasefire is like turning a porn star into a housewife. They are going to continue to do what they want unless there are consequences courtesy of Iran.

- The markets were up today despite what is clearly an ominous sign that another hot war and global depression are imminent, and despite the Strait of Hormuz very much NOT being open on June 1st as Wall Street was assured. The only thing that fell was Bitcoin because the government isn’t actively manipulating it. Gold also fell as speculators are chasing oil as the preferred commodity.
source: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/us-stocks-were-ultimately-mostly-higher-amid-tech-strength-price-action-choppy-mixed

- The bottom line is that I applaud Iran for giving peace a chance. It’s never a waste of time to seek peace, but the Regime is going to keep violating the ceasefires it begged for again and again until they’re simply militarily defeated and driven out Taliban style. Even if Israel agrees to back down, that will only last a day or two before they begin bombing people again to test their limits like a child (or a woman). The only way to deal with people like this is to whoop their fucking ass.

Monkey’s Market Minute: June 1st, 2026

Video link (I can't upload video here anymore) You'll have to copy/past the URL since the website doesn't post URLs correctly in addition to not allowing me to upload videos.
https://merovingian.club/web/@Tfmonkey/116672893659329896

Monkey’s Market Minute: May 29th, 2026

- Something happened today! Remember how the Regime were being cheeky cunts and attacking Iran, but claiming it was a “defensive strike”, well Iran bombed the US base in Kuwait in a “defensive strike” after the US attacked them for the 3rd day in a row. They seriously expected Iran to cuck and do nothing after winning, huh? Anyway, not the US is accusing Iran of violating the ceasefire so I guess the ceasefire is over because only the US and Israel are allowed to ignore ceasefires. However, there hasn’t been a big attack on Iran or anything, so if Iran not cucking an escalation or a de-escalation? Now that the Regime knows Iran isn’t going to do nothing and let them bomb them, we’ll have to see what happens next. Again, I don’t see a scenario where the Regime makes a deal. The Jews know it’s now or never. They may not know how they’re going to win, but that won’t stop them from trying.
source: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/iran-decries-us-ceasefire-violation-after-overnight-port-raid-insists-12bn-fund , https://www.politico.com/news/2026/05/28/us-iran-ceasefire-violation-00940825

- Meanwhile the S&P 500 hit a new all-time high on the report that Trump and Iran have reached a deal and the war is over. Yes, both of these things happened on the same exact day. You’re not crazy.
source: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/peace-peace-headline-roulette-leaves-oil-dollar-down-stocks-bonds-bullion-bid , https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/iran-targets-us-base-kuwait-missile-drones-gulf-allies-denounce-terrorist-attacks , https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/markets-are-underestimating-odds-timely-reopening-strait-citadel-securities-warns , https://fortune.com/2026/05/27/micron-1-trillion-sp500-all-time-high-2026/

- Lastly, Peter Thiel is leaving the US to Argentina. It seems that the Zionists are in full control of the American government. I have no idea what Tucker Carlson or Joe Kent are going to do. Sad to see, but it’s probably for the best that the Zionists destroy the Regime completely rather than the Technocrats salvage it and allow it to limp along for another decade or two. Just rip the Band-Aid off and wash out all the puss and disease at once.
source: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/28/world/americas/peter-thiel-argentina.html

- So the bottom line is that the Regime is winning everywhere except the battlefield where it matters. They’ve got everything all worked out except they have no way to actually win the wars they’ve started. Sometimes violence is the answer, it seems. Now we’ll just have to wait and see how the Regime responds to Iran counterattacking and not cucking.

Here is a cool picture from my new book that I made today.

Monkey’s Market Minute: May 28th, 2026

- Iran didn’t respond the other day when the US bombed them with their bullshit “defensive strike” excuse, and now the Regime has interpreted that as weakness and are pushing their luck again with another wave of drone strikes and bombings. The bombings appeared to be for show and hit nothing, but if Iran thinks that they’re going to sit around and wait for the oil crisis to defeat the Regime for them, that’s not going to happen. However, does the Regime expect Iran to cuck and surrender in order to avoid a war after winning the first time?
source: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/tehran-pushes-draft-peace-framework-while-sidestepping-uranium-question-pezeshkian

- Of course, oil fell on “peace hopes” because nothing says that we’re on the cusp of peace like drone and missile strikes during a ceasefire for two days in a row. I don’t even care anymore, it’s just so stupid it’s funny.
source: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/us-stocks-were-flat-while-oil-dropped-continued-middle-east-peace-hopes-newsquawk-daily , https://www.zerohedge.com/the-market-ear/melt-still-owns-trend-upside-reflex-fading

- China is cracking down on online foreign trading mechanisms in order to protect its citizens and markets from Jew-controlled stock manipulation.
source: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/chinas-crackdown-online-foreign-trades-will-increase-capital-flight

- So the bottom line is that Trump seems to be testing Iran and provoking some kind of response, and the markets are interpreting this as a peace deal is imminent for some reason. Do they expect Iran to cuck after winning, or do they think this is just a tantrum before Trump surrenders? Neither of those scenarios make any sense, but what do I know? I’m just some fucking guy.

- Also, here is a new preview of the cyberpunk season. I abandoned the realistic art style for an anime one because the AI wouldn’t generate photorealistic characters consistently.

The Morning Constitutional: May 27th, 2026

https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-morning-constitutional-may-27th-2026_5Z28Wgq8UhN9VTN.html
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Monkey’s Market Minute: May 26th, 2026

- Something happened today! The US sent drones into Iran, and Iran shot them down with their air defenses. The US decided that it would execute a “defensive strike,” and it bombed Iran, attacking several missile sites that were used to shoot down the drones. The US claims that these “defensive strikes” don’t violate the ceasefire, which means this is an “Israeli-style” ceasefire. So far, Iran hasn’t done anything in response, but they absolutely should and absolutely need to, otherwise the US will (once again) take their patience for weakness and continue to bomb Iran under the guise of “defensive strikes”. Iran may be preparing their response as we speak. So far, Iran hasn’t released an official response.
source: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/iran-says-us-peace-talks-hit-consensus-many-issues-no-final-deal-yet

- The markets were closed today, so they were not affected by the US “defensive strikes” on Iran.

- So the bottom line is that we’re waiting on Iran’s response. Iran is not Russia, and they are not afraid of war with the US, and will not tolerate America attacking them and talking about how it doesn’t violate the ceasefire, Israeli-style. Whichever platforms the US used to attack Iran must be destroyed, in a purely defensive attack, of course, so as not to violate the ceasefire. They really thought they could just fly drones over Iran and they wouldn’t get shot at?

Monkey’s Market Minute: May 25th, 2026

You’re never going to believe this, but nothing happened today. Trump was acting like he was going to make a deal, but the details of the deal were just the reimplementation of the original ceasefire deal Iran and the US made until Israel violated to attacking Lebanon and the US imposed a blockade (which also violated the ceasefire). However, the Jews threw a tantrum and Trump backed out of even this, so literally nothing happened. I stand by what I said on the show. If this bitch nigga didn’t do shit this weekend, he’s never going to do shit.

So, since the ceasefire deal is off, surely the stock market will react since they were expecting a deal, right? Oh, of course not! In fact, and you’re not going to believe this, there is a “short squeeze” happening so that even though investors are shorting the market, “someone” (it could be anyone really, there’s no reason to assume it’s the Jews) is causing a squeeze so that the market is set to rocket higher. The ride never stops?
source: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/squeeze-risk-real-goldman-warns-macro-shorts-10-year-high-just-call-skew-explodes

So it’s the last week of May. JP Morgan (and the markets) were told that the Strait of Hormuz would be open by June 1st, and that’s what’s priced into the market; with the deal cancelled, what are the Jews going to do? They’re already committing all the war crimes they can, and it’s not working. If I were them, I’d launch a false flag. It’s the only move they have. If they don’t, June is going to be a bloodbath, and July is the month the SPR drain ends, and the blood bath will turn into a blood riptide.