September 22nd, 2026
Nothing happened. Happy Yom Kippur.

Monkey's Market Minute: September 21st, 2026

Trump might attack Iran again to coincide with Yom Kippor. Jews love timing wars with holidays for some reason. If true, the plan appears to be to attack Iranian infrastructure and just hope that Iran’s missiles can’t fuck up Israel based on nothing whatsoever.

The Houthis have begun attacking the Saudi capital. I didn’t think they would cross Saudi Arabia that quickly. Saudi Arabia has backed out of BRICS, and is going back to the dollar, which some are interpreting as part of some deal to get the US to defend them, so maybe if the Regime attacks Iran on Yom Kippor, they’ll drop a few bombs on the Houthis too. The Houthis said they would close the Bad Al-Mandab Strait if the West defended Saudi Arabia, so it wouldn’t be smart, but if they’re going to attack Iran already, everything is going to shit regardless.

My hunch is that nothing happens because it would be suicidal and wouldn’t work anyway. Iran would make the entire region uninhabitable, including Israel, which is why Israel and the Regime have always backed down previously. There is nothing happening that changes that equation, so my bet is that they’re just saber-rattling, but … on the other hand, Jews do love doing stupid shit on their holidays and launching an ill-fated war with Iran on Yom Kippor would be their style, so I can’t automatically dismiss it.

If they attack Iran and/or the Houthis, they just make things worse for themselves, but if the markets are about to blow up, they might do it anyway just to cover up their guilt in the economy. If they cause a regional war that causes the global financial system to implode, nobody is going to talk about the market manipulation and fraud that’s been propping up the AI bubble. Everyone will just blame the war for the economic crisis, which means the government avoids all accountability for their actions.

So… we’ll see.

September 18th, 2026

Nothing happened today. The stock market is still being propped up on fraud and bullshit, but you already knew that.

September 17th, 2026

Nothing happened today that we didn’t already talk about during the show.

The Morning Constitutional: September 16th, 2026

Rumble: https://rumble.com/v7flbqe-the-morning-constitutional-september-16th-2026.html
MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-morning-constitutional-september_cZM8lKQbNQ7Sfm9.html

Celestina's Sloppy Seconds: September 15th, 2026

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Nothing really happened today. Iran fired more missiles at US warships and a tanker hit a mine in the Strait of Hormuz as it tried to sneak through. Trump claimed Iran is begging for a deal for the 100th time and oil prices dropped based on the obvious lie because rigged casino market. That’s it.

Celestina's Sloppy Seconds: September 14th, 2026

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No updates regarding Iran and Yemen, but the AI companies are calling for government regulation to ban Chinese open source AI because they can’t compete. There are talks of nationalization as a bailout to the AI companies so that their trillions in losses become the taxpayer’s problem.

Celestina's Sloppy Seconds: September 11th, 2026

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No updates regarding Iran. After Iran shot at the warships, the US backed off and stopped shooting tankers, so things are calm again. The Houthis have blown up more Saudi oil infrastructure. The former government of Yemen has had a few clashes with the Houthis but nobody is stopping the Houthis.

September 10th, 2026
Nothing happened today that we didn't already talk about on the show.

The Morning Constitutional: September 9th, 2026

Rumble: https://rumble.com/v7faqz6-the-morning-constitutional-september-9th-2026.html
MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-morning-constitutional-september-9th-2026_OVUh6jrECqFXO7j.html

Celestina's Sloppy Seconds: September 8th, 2026

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Iran hit the USS Washington with missiles, and Trump is threatening to strike Iran. The Houthis and the Saudi-backed former government have renewed their civil war, and the Houthis attacked Saudi’s oil facilities so oil is climbing above $85 again.

September 7th, 2026
Nothing happened today. The US is threatening to retaliate against Iran and prove they aren’t out of missiles. We’ll see. Kinda doubt it.

September 4th, 2026

Nothing happened today. They’re still talking about Iran blowing up those 5 bases after the wedding bombing from days ago.

September 3rd, 2026

Nothing happened today.

The Morning Constitutional: September 2nd, 2026

Rumble: https://rumble.com/v7ezyyu-the-morning-constitutional-september-2nd-2026.html
MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-morning-constitutional-september-2nd-2026_CYe1zpjp5AWR27i.html

Celestina's Sloppy Seconds: September 1st, 2026

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Nothing happened today. There was pentagon leak that we're supposedly planning a ground invasion against Iran, but... no we're not. Also, check out this chart showing the amount of money we're paying on our debt because we can't lower interest rates because of the inflation we caused fighting Israel's wars (and losing).

Celestina's Sloppy Seconds: August 31st, 2026

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Iran is adding more mines to the Strait of Hormuz because the US keeps trying to sneak ships through, so the US attacked the Iranian mine-laying ships, so Iran attacked the US base in Jordan, and Trump posted AI slop videos of Kharg island being attacked and sailors eating food with 11 fingers. We’re not a serious country.

August 28th, 2026

Nothing happened today.

August 27th, 2026

Nothing happened today. Trump even cucked on sanctioning China after promising to sanction any country trading with Iran. So much for "economic D-Day".

The Morning Constitutional: August 26th, 2026

MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/hb2026-08-26-08-00-02_5x43NBXJx7DJdAB.html
Rumble: https://rumble.com/v7eozuu-the-morning-constitutional-august-26th-2026.html

Monkey’s Market Minute: August 25th, 2026

The economic D-Day plan against Iran has launched, which consists of banning BRICS countries that trade with Iran from using the dollar, which they don’t use anyway. Iran has said that they’ve already confirmed with their trading partners that nobody is going to abide by Trump’s sanctions, and that he can go fuck himself. There were also reports of Trump bribing IRGC officials with billions of dollars to betray Iran, but anyone vulnerable to bribes is already dead. Also, when Venezuela betrayed Maduro, Trump didn’t even pay them the money he promised. His Jewish tricks caught up with him, and now nobody trusts him at all so making a deal is pointless.

Trump isn’t even talking about another trade war with China because he knows how that’s going to go, so he decided to pick on Canada and start a trade war with them, hoping for an easy win. Canada is dependent on America for their trade, so Trump might actually win a trade war for once, which is what all of this is about. Trump’s ego is so bruised that he needs a win somewhere.

The bond market broke today. The Treasury announced a $1T bond buyback to prop up the bond market, and barely anyone is talking about it because this is really bad. To put it in perspective, in 2007, during the “Great Financial Crisis” and housing bubble burst, the treasury only spent $4B when interest rates shot up. We just spent 250X what we spent in 2007. Not 2X, not 10X. Not 100X. 250X.

The US is still trying to sneak oil tankers through the Strait of Hormuz. Iran blew up another one today. We didn’t retaliate against them. We are just hoping they miss at this point.

The bottom line is that things are much worse than I thought if we’re already bailing out the bond market, and the media not talking about it is intentional. If they wanted people to panic (like during COVID), there is plenty going on to panic about, but they want to keep people calm. It’s only August. The food and energy crisis hasn’t even begun yet. It’s going to get worse before it gets worse.

August 24th, 2026

Nothing happened today. Tomorrow is “economic D-Day” for Iran, according to the Trump administration. What’s going to happen? Absolutely fucking nothing.

Celestina’s Sloppy Seconds: August 21st, 2026

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The US is moving aircraft out from Israel and back to their abandoned airbase in Qatar because Israel is too far for threaten Iran, so are they actually going to attack Iran again? We’ll see. Oil prices are shooting up again, and the bond market is broken even after the Treasury announced buybacks.

August 20th, 2026

Nothing happened except Trump said the government may buy Bitcoin and it caused Bitcoin to jump 10% in a day. Do you think Trump is announcing that the government is going to buy Bitcoin and causing the price to jump before it actually buys it because he's stupid or because Trump (and likely other insiders) are looking to dump their Bitcoin and need some exit liquidity? I'll let you decide.

The Morning Constitutional: August 19th, 2026

MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-morning-constitutional-august-19th-2026_KUcmOmSkykGfM9R.html
Rumble: https://rumble.com/v7ee6ac-the-morning-constitutional-august-19th-2026.html

Monkey’s Market Minute: August 18th, 2026

Nothing happened today that we didn’t see coming and already talk about. The stock market dipped and people are freaking out, and people are desperately turning to crypto and gambling to stay ahead of inflation. Gold is going back up again too. I think it’s too early for THE crash to happen. The food and energy crisis hasn’t started yet. They’ll keep manipulating until everything breaks.

The wars are over. The food and energy crisis is coming, and everything is going to crash. We’re just standing around waiting for it. There’s nothing to do other than what we’ve already talked about 100s of times already, so it’s fine. Everything is proceeding as I’ve foreseen.

August 17th, 2026

Nothing is happening. Trump is supposedly talking about using nukes on Iran, but he's just talking shit.

August 14th, 2026

Nothing happened today. They’re sending a fresh carrier to relieve the Lincoln since sailors are jumping overboard, so there’s that.

Celestina's Sloppy Seconds: August 13th, 2026

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The only thing that happened today was that sailors aboard the USS Lincoln are jumping overboard because they’ve been deployed since November of last year. They’re going insane and running out of food. They’re not going anywhere anytime soon.

The Morning Constitutional: August 12th, 2026
https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-morning-constitutional-august-12th-2026_12iwrbkJoHBAOVx.html
https://rumble.com/v7e32r6-the-morning-constitutional-august-12th-2026.html